What’s that, you like all music except country music? My God, that’s such a hot take, I respect the courage and keen discernment it took to make a statement like that. I’m already getting all hot and bothered, baby, tell me more about it. Wait, hold on a second, you like to travel? Travelling? Really? And the beach? No tell me it ain’t so, I’ve never met anyone who likes both of those things at once, you’re so unique I can’t handle it. Keep going! You could never live without sushi and tacos? And you like wine? Holy fuck, baby don’t stop now, it’s rare I meet someone with such unheard of tastes, indulge me more, I need to hear more of your beautiful opinions.
Aspiring MILF? Call her Daddy? You want to fuck my dad? Wow, you really are the funniest person you know, I’m dying of laughter over here. Your dog is your kid? And you have an actual kid? Baby I’m already looking at rings, you know you’re such a catch, this is amazing. Wine? You like wine? Nobody else but me and you like wine, this is giving me so many ideas of how to spend time with you! The Office? Yeah of course I want to watch the Office again. Wait it would be your fifty ninth watch through? Damn you really are dedicated to peak comedy, my God how was someone as interesting as you ever born? You have crackhead energy and you’re here for a good time, not a longtime? Ugh I’m going to cum, I swear to God you’re going to make me cum with how witty you are. Fluent in sarcasm? Break your bed not your heart? I’ve never heard such funny one liners before, where do you come up with these? Oh yeah please do keep telling me “haha lol” to every question, I love it when someone has never had to actually engage in a conversation and their brain is so mushy and smooth that my attempts just roll right over. It’s so enthralling when you show you have the mental capability of a frontal lobotomy patient. It also helps so much that you’re a 6/10, can we just get married right away? Have little retard babies together that are going to never use their brain and instead just platitude their way through life, with stolen one liners and an array of words that hardly qualify as a sentence. Wait, sorry, I just came, guess I’m never going to talk with you again, take care.